How do the three seashells work?

How do the three seashells work? HOW TO USE THE THREE SEASHELLS
STEP 1: Take two of the seashells and pWce them between your fingers to be used like chopsticks.
STEP 2: Using the two seashells, gently pull on feces to remove them from your posterior untll bowels have been completely emptied.
STEP 3: Using the third seashell, scrape away any fecal remnants from your posterior.
STEP 4: Dispose of all three seashells in toilet and flush.
Important Note: Do not violate the verbal morality statue an attempt to use print. tickets as archaic toilet paper. Any attempts to do so will be reported to the San Angeles police department.
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