Sid Bates: "I've bonked 500 women pretending to be James May!"

'I've bonked 500 women pretending to be James May!' NUTS ON MAY: Lookalike Sid Bates has slept with 500 women Randy Sid Bates is no Captain Slow when it comes to getting his dick wet... Because up-for-it lasses often mistake him for telly car hunk JAMES MAY! Sid, 52 - the same age as the former Top Gear star - reckons he's shagged 500 women who thought he was the plodding co-presenter. Umemployed Sid grinned: 'It started three years ago when this woman came up to me in Aldi'. She said 'Are you that James May off the telly?' I'd had a couple of ciders so I said: 'Aye, I am'. 'I can't talk Cornish, or whatever accent it is that James May has, but that didn't put this lass off'. She starts saying all kinds of sexy car stuff like 'Can I probe your oily dipstick?' and 'Oooh my sump needs draining'. 'So, I asked her straight out 'Are you after a scuttle?' and she says, 'Aye'. 'That was the start of it and I've never looked back'. He admitted: 'If women mistake me for James, that's their lookout'. The real James May is in a happy long-term relationship with dance critic Sarah Frater. May, along with Richard Hammond and Jeremy Clarkson, last month signed a 160 million pounds deal to present a new car show for Amazon. By Simon Dean simon@sundaysport.co.uk

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Publicado: sábado, 4 de junho de 2016 às 16:35
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